I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
