I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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