I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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