Is it normal to miss your booty call?
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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should my penis look like a turkey
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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