Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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