I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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