My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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