absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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