how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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