But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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