my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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