lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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