these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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