I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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