The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
sex in a hospital.. check
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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