It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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