Everything about him screamed your future.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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