You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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