he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize