so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
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No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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