why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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