Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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