We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
