Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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