problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
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