Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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