i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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