Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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