This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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