Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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