love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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