you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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