The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
there is puke in my bra ... again
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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