I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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