i always forget guys have bellybuttons
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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