I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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