I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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