sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
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I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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