We named our party play list daddy issues
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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