I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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