Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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