Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You can't just leave with hair like that
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
