Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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