And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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