Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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