Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Banned from zoo.
Again?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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