They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
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He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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