The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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