she looked like the bat from fern gully.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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