Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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