so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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